Things that should be under $20:
• plane tickets
• concert tickets
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next up on having a vagina: are these cramps or should i tell my mom to take me to the hospital
Yeah that happened to me in 2012 and it turns out I have 2 uteruses.
whAT THE FUCK
posted 1 day ago with 171,212 notes
sleeping is hard in the summer because blankets are too warm but without blankets im vulnerable to monsters
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Spanish Teacher: ¿Cómo estás?
Me: Estoy bitchin’
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I dream to someday run a companies twitter
Can we just talk about Smart Car doing math on how much bird shit it would take to damage their cars?
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